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David Harbaugh

      The Angster of Love
Photo courtesy of Walt Elliston

David plays many instruments for us, but his little ukulele is his current favorite. In April 2011, he brought home the Second Place trophy in the song-writing contest at the Lone Star Ukulele Festival. David believes he might have won first place if a giant beer fart hadn't obscured some lyrics (or if the judges had not been seated downwind).

Before his self-proclaimed "Willie Nelson phase," as pictured at left, a strange and probably intoxicated individual suggested that David Harbaugh looked a little like Harrison Ford. Despite all physical evidence to the contrary and repeated legal action from Mr. Ford, David insists on believing this nonsense.

The rest of the Drinks on the House gang tends to politely ignore David's delusions of celebrity because he is our most prolific song writer. Fully accredited in both the fancy and the schmancy schools of music theory, his knowledge and abuse of diminished sixth and suspended seventh chords brings a certain melodic sophistication to our sound (says David).

Finally, David claims to have "translated" several ancient Japanese poems, reportedly written by a samurai's dog. He recites the Canine Haiku, as they have come to be known, at special events and parties, some of which he actually attends as an invited guest. His more popular work includes:

     
     

     
     

As noted on other pages, Drinks on the House voluntarily provides the following rating system:

Ratings
E = Everybody. You can listen to this, regardless of your age.
  No drinking required.
T = Teen. If you watch prime-time TV, nothing here will shock you.
  Recommended drinking level: 1 - 2 beers.
M = Mature. Of course, "mature" really means a lot of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around.
  Recommended drinking level: 3 or more beers.
S = Serious. This new "rating" refers to a handful of songs that are deliberately not funny.
  Recommended drinking level: However many it takes to make you maudlin.

If you enjoy the tunes, please send David an email. If you do not like them, please contact the Internal Revenue Service and request an audit of your taxes for the past seven years. Thank you.

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