Prior to 2009, Larry Seidenberg-Jones, who often uses the nom de plume of "Larry," was a member of Drinks on the House. Larry is best known for his country-fried lead guitar licks, tight harmonies, and other musical fiddly-bits.

Because Larry is a self-proclaimed Washington Redskins fan living in Texas, his membership in the group helped Drinks on the House meet several affirmative action quotas and provided a source of amusement whenever the Cowboys beat the Redskins, which was often. After the 'Skins went 8-8 and failed to make the playoffs (again) in 2008, Larry resigned from Drinks on the House.

Long before the creation and proliferation of DrinksOnTheHouse.com, Larry and Dave were bandmates in a group called H2O. On rare occassions they also played Drinks tunes as a duet under the name Hair of the Dog.

• I Love S&M
  New lyrics by Dave Jutras,and Larry Seidenberg-Jones
  Original song: By Joan Jett and The Blackhearts
  Rated: M



• Mardi Gras (Lose the Bra)
  New lyrics by David Harbaugh, Dave Jutras,and Larry Seidenberg-Jones
  Original song: "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by John Lennon & Paul McCartney
  Rated: M



• Pains in Low Places
  New lyrics by Larry Seidenberg-Jones, ©2008
  Rated: T



• Screemin' Cubano
  New lyrics by Larry Seidenberg-Jones, ©2008
  Rated: L

As noted on the other song pages, we voluntarily provide a rating system, similar to the one used by video game manufacturers.

• E = Everybody. You can listen to this, regardless of your age. No drinking required.
• T = Teen. If you watch prime-time TV, nothing here will shock you. Recommended drinking level: 1 - 2 beers.
• M = Mature. Of course, "mature" really means the type of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around. Recommended drinking level: 3 or more beers.
• L = Larry. This is a special rating for songs that--regardless of how much you drink--only made sense to Larry. Recommended drinking level: Everything in the house!