Drinks on the House

Dave Jutras

Back in the days of "theater rock" (which we think occurred between a Tuesday and Friday one week in 1979), Dave played drums for a band called H2O. Despite these humble beginnings, he eventually rose above such nonsense and joined his friends in the Pros from Dover, a disreputable house party band with a disturbed, but loyal following.

With Dave's help, the group slowly morphed into Drinks on the House. In fact, many people believe that Dave was the criminal mastermind behind the now infamous Drinks show at the ACNielson company picnic in Keller, Texas. His lawyers, however, have steadfastedly held to the "we can neither confirm nor deny" response to these charges.

Dave is actually a man of many talents. He enjoys:

Drinking beer
Engineering Drinks on the House songs
Drinking beer while engineering DOTH songs
Jackin' off
Drinking beer and jackin' off while engineering DOTH songs
Drinking more beer

Dave likes to hide from the outside world in the safe confines of Walrus Studio Productions, where he can focus on the music. Whether he's writing, performing or engineering it, the music is the most important thing to him. After beer.

Some of Dave's faves include:

Bandersnatch
Music by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras, ©2007 / Rated: E

Because We Suck
By Jutras, Harbaugh, Davenport & Kufner, ©2009 / Rated: M

Dot-Com Believer
New lyrics by Dave Jutras and Larry Seidenberg-Jones, ©1993 / Rated: E

If I Had a Clone
Composer: Peter Dupre / Performed by Dave Jutras / Rated E
If I Only Had a Job
New lyrics by Dave Jutras, ©2003 / Rated: E

I Got Road Rage
New lyrics by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras, ©2008 / Rated: T

I Love S&M
New lyrics by Dave Jutras and Larry Seidenberg-Jones, ©2008 / Original Song: "I Love Rock-n-Roll" by J. Hooker and A. Merrill / Rated: M

Jackin' Off
Composers: Bird And Macdonald (a.k.a. "The Dukes of Disgusting") / Performed by Dave Jutras and Larry Seidenberg-Jones / Rated: M

Mardi Gras (Lose the Bra)
New lyrics by David Harbaugh, Dave Jutras,and Larry Seidenberg-Jones ©2003
Original song: "Ob-La-Di, Ob-La-Da" by John Lennon & Paul McCartney / Rated: M

We're Sesquipedalian
Words and music by David Harbaugh ©2008 / Headmaster speech by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras / Rated: E

Ratings
E = Everybody. You can listen to this, regardless of your age. No drinking required.
T = Teen. If you watch prime-time TV, nothing here will shock you. Recommended drinking level: 1 - 2 beers.
M = Mature. Of course, "mature" really means the type of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around. Recommended drinking level: 3 or more beers.

If you enjoy the tunes, please send Dave an email. If you do not like them, please contact the Internal Revenue Service and request an audit of your taxes for the past seven years. Thank you.

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