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John Davenport

     

Due to the fact that he seems to change addresses bi-annually (or is it semi-annually? We always have a hard time with those two terms), we often call John "the wandering Drink."

We call him a lot of other names, too.

Of course, we don't want to piss him off too much because he is our token webmaster. Without his inebriated--make that tireless efforts, drinksonthehouse.com wouldn't exist.

Our real trouble with "your friend John" is that sometimes his muse requires him to write unfunny songs. We don't mean songs that try to be humorous, but fail (like Sad Songs). We're talking about genuinely serious songs about serious subjects.

Our concern over this perpetuating bad habit prompted us to create our strongest warning label, Rated S = Serious, for your listening safety.

Your friend John      
     

     
     

As noted on other pages, Drinks on the House voluntarily provides the following rating system:

Ratings
• E = Everybody. You can listen to this, regardless of your age.
  No drinking required.
• T = Teen. If you watch prime-time TV, nothing here will shock you.
  Recommended drinking level: 1 - 2 beers.
• M = Mature. Of course, "mature" really means a lot of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around.
  Recommended drinking level: 3 or more beers.
• S = Serious. This new "rating" refers to a handful of songs that are deliberately not funny.
  Recommended drinking level: However many it takes to make you maudlin.

Closing thoughts
If you enjoy the tunes, please send John an email. If you do not like them, please contact the Internal Revenue Service and request an audit of your taxes for the past seven years. Thank you.

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