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Company Picnic
Before the city of Keller, Texas banned performances by Drinks on the House, this relatively new group consisted of: Dave Jutras (bass and vocals), David Harbaugh (guitar, and vocals), Terry Kufner (guitar and vocals), and Larry Seidenberg-Jones (lead guitar and vocals).

Because the picnic was a family-oriented event, the group (especially Dave) had to work hard to restrain from stooping to its usual gutter-level humor. This constrait vastly limited their repertoire, but by the second set, the crowd seemed intoxicated enough to sneak in a few foul favorites (e.g., Blow Me a Kiss).

This is also the only "live" recording of Drinks on the House at an outdoor setting. This shouldn't come as a surprise to anyone who's actually seen the group. To this day, they are as pasty white as can be.

For what it's worth, it seemed like a good idea at the time.

1. Sexist Son of a Gun
Words and music by David Harbaugh
Rated: T

2. The Lottery Song
New lyrics by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras
Original song: "The Happy Wanderer" by Friedrich Wilhelm Möller
Rated: E

3. Hot Rod Teddy
New lyrics by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras
Original song: "Hot Rod Lincoln" by Charlie Ryan and W.S. Stevenson
Rated: T

4. The Brady Bill
New lyrics by David Harbaugh, John Davenport & Dave Jutras
Original song "The Brady Bunch Theme" by Sherwood Schwartz and Frank DeVol
Rated: T

5. No Problem Mon
Words and music by David Harbaugh
Rated: E

6. Just Ducky
New lyrics by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras
Original song: "Five Baby Ducks" by an unknown composer
Rated: E

7. What Am I Doing Hanging 'Round?
By Michael Martin Murphey
Rated: E

8. B-I-N-G-O, Revisited
New lyrics by David Harbaugh
Traditional children's song: "B-I-N-G-O" by an unknown composer
Rated: T

9. Tongue Twisters
Additional lyrics by David Harbaugh and Dave Jutras
Inspired by: "What I Want is a Proper Cup of Coffee" by R. P. Weston and Bert Lee
Rated: T

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Song ratings & recommendations

• E = Everybody: Just because it's a family-friendly song doesn't mean it can't be funny, too. Recommended drinking: one juice box (spiked).
• T = Teen: Like teenagers, these songs may push the boundaries a little. Recommended drinking: 1 - 2 beers.
• M = Mature: Of course, "mature" really means a lot of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around. Recommended drinking: 3 or more beers.
• S = Serious: Unlike most DOTH songs, these are deliberately not funny. We hope you will forgive us for these rare, aberrant efforts. Recommended drinking: Until you feel maudlin.

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