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Because We Suck is a collection of original songs, written between 2004 and 2010. They didn't all come together as an online album until we recorded the title song.

Special thanks to Don Landry and to former Drinks bandmate, Larry Seidenberg-Jones, the King of Country-Fried Guitar, for their work, duly noted below.

Song ratings & recommendations

• E = Everybody: Just because it's a family-friendly song doesn't mean it can't be funny, too. Recommended drinking: one juice box (spiked).


• T = Teen: Like teenagers, these songs may push the boundaries a little. Recommended drinking: 1 - 2 beers.


• M = Mature: Of course, "mature" really means a lot of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around. Recommended drinking: 3 or more beers.

1. Hog Heaven
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2004
David Harbaugh: Keyboards, guitar, lead vocal
Dave Jutras: Bass, vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Lead guitar, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: T = Teen

2. Because We Suck
Words & music by Harbaugh, Jutras, Davenport and Kufner, ©2009
Terry Kufner: Vocals
David Harbaugh: Guitar, keyboards, vocals
John Davenport: Guitar, vocals
Dave Jutras: Drums, bass, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: M = Mature

3. Miserable Without You
Words & music by Terry Kufner, ©1994
Terry Kufner: Guitar, lead vocals
Dave Jutras: Bass, drums, vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Lead guitar, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: E = Everybody

4. The Bawdy Song
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2007
David Harbaugh: Guitars, keyboards, vocals
Dave Jutras: Bass, keyboards, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: M = Mature

5. Thinking 'Bout Drinking (updated lyrics)
Words & music by John Davenport, ©2010
John Davenport: Guitar, bass, keyboards, harmonica, vocals
Recorded on digital 8-track in Belmont, MA
Rated: E = Everybody

6. Why Can't We All Get Along?
Previously released as "The Old Fart"
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2006
David Harbaugh: Keyboards, vocals
Dave Jutras: Additional vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Even more additional vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: T = Teen

7. Mary Rode Joseph's Ass
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2007
David Harbaugh: Keyboards, guitar, lead vocal
Dave Jutras: Bass, vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: T = Teen

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