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Because We Suck contains a dozen original songs. Special thanks to Don Landry for his harmonica help and to former Drinks bandmate, Larry Seidenberg-Jones, the King of Country-Fried Guitar Licks.

Song ratings & recommendations

• E = Everybody: Just because it's a family-friendly song doesn't mean it can't be funny, too. Recommended drinking: one juice box (spiked).
• T = Teen: Like teenagers, these songs may push the boundaries a little. Recommended drinking: 1 - 2 beers.
• M = Mature: Of course, "mature" really means a lot of potty humor that adults prefer to enjoy without children around. Recommended drinking: 3 or more beers.
• S = Serious: Unlike most DOTH songs, these are deliberately not funny. We hope you will forgive us for these rare, aberrant efforts. Recommended drinking: Until you feel maudlin.

1. Because We Suck
Words & music by Harbaugh, Jutras, Davenport and Kufner, ©2009
Terry Kufner: Vocals
David Harbaugh: Guitar, keyboards, vocals
John Davenport: Guitar, vocals
Dave Jutras: Drums, bass, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: M = Mature

2. Hog Heaven
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2004
David Harbaugh: Keyboards, guitar, lead vocal
Dave Jutras: Bass, vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Lead guitar, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: T = Teen

3. Miserable Without You
Words & music by Terry Kufner, ©2008
Terry Kufner: Guitar, lead vocals
Dave Jutras: Bass, drums, vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Lead guitar, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: E = Everybody

4. The Bawdy Song
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2007
David Harbaugh: Guitars, keyboards, vocals
Dave Jutras: Bass, keyboards, vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: M = Mature

5. Thinking 'Bout Drinking (updated lyrics)
Words & music by John Davenport, ©2010
John Davenport: Guitar, bass, keyboards, harmonica, vocals
Recorded on digital 8-track in Belmont, MA
Rated: E = Everybody

6. Why Can't We All Get Along?
Previously released as "The Old Fart"
Words & music by David Harbaugh, ©2006
David Harbaugh: Keyboards, vocals
Dave Jutras: Additional vocals
Larry Seidenberg-Jones: Even more additional vocals
Recorded on digital 24-track in Plano, TX
Rated: T = Teen

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